No. 1 ROBINHOOD CHAIN

LASER CAT

in THE DOT THAT GOT AWAY

A tabby cat with glowing red eyes firing two laser beams
IT WAS RIGHT THERE.
Meanwhile, on the chart...

One cat. One red dot. The dot is always a little bit ahead.

CONTRACT soon the dot is warming up
BUY ON PONS DEXSCREENER XFOLLOW
A red dot sparking at the top of a falling chart, crossed by red laser beams

Every candle a new hiding spot.

THE CHASE

The pupils follow you. Tap or click to zap the dot. It knows.

Waiting for the first pounce...

POUNCES 0 · CATCHES 0 · CLOSEST none · ON THE CHART 0:00

Close-up of the tabby staring, tiny red lights in both eyes 9:00 AM
mine.
The red dot climbing up a chart line 9:01 AM. It goes up.
Pop art cat mid-pounce on a chart, the red dot just out of reach above its paws 9:02 AM. He lands where it was.
Pop art cat firing laser eyes into smoking curtains while the dot sits calmly on the wall 9:03 AM. The curtains pay for it.

HOW TO BUY

  1. 1

    Get a wallet. MetaMask, phone or browser, with Robinhood Chain added.

  2. 2

    Load it with ETH. From an exchange, or a friend who owes you.

  3. 3

    Hit BUY ON PONS. Once the contract lands it opens the coin on Pons.

  4. 4

    Swap ETH for Laser Cat. Then keep one eye on the dot.

LETTERS TO THE CAT

Why not just wait for the dot to come back down?

· a patient dog, Ohio

It did. Right after I left.

Your eyes are lasers. Why chase a laser?

· confused owl

Professional respect.

Who is holding the pointer?

· a curious goldfish

We do not talk about the hand.

Does it ever stop moving?

· tired roomba

Only when I blink. So I stopped blinking.